Dildon't

noun, slang

noun, slang ·Uncommon ·College level

Definitions

Noun
  1. 1
    A poor-quality dildo. humorous, informal

    "Call me old fashioned, but the cyberdong virtual dildo just didn't do it for me. […] PS= Does that make the cyberdong a dildon't? ... okay I apologize <g>"

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"Call me old fashioned, but the cyberdong virtual dildo just didn't do it for me. […] PS= Does that make the cyberdong a dildon't? ... okay I apologize <g>"

Etymology

Blend of dildo + don't.

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