Hairdon't
noun, slang
noun, slang ·Uncommon ·College level
Definitions
Noun
- 1 A bad hairdo. informal
""You're gonna mess up my hairdo." "That's a hairdo? Looks more like a hairdon't to me." "Yeah? And what do you think yours looks like?" "Great, as always.""
Example
More examples""You're gonna mess up my hairdo." "That's a hairdo? Looks more like a hairdon't to me." "Yeah? And what do you think yours looks like?" "Great, as always.""
Etymology
Blend of hairdo + don't, a play on hairdo.
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