I'll be dipped in shit

“Oh shit,” Jonah said and grinned. “Your wife saw me? Damn, partner! That's one sharp woman you married. But I'll be dipped in shit if I didn't get lucky that night,” he howled with the passion of his wolf personality, […]

“I'll be dipped in shit! So that's where all this is going. Talk about clever. Good work, Maggie! Really good work!”

When Virgil stopped talking, Buddy shifted in his chair to look at him. “You're working on a fucking movie?” he said incredulously. “You?” “Sort of.” “I'll be dipped in shit.”