'crat

Because he's a 'crat, like all the others that died, and if he gets snuffed too, then the government would really be wrecked, and there would have to be a Constitutional Convention.

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The more minor the sport, of course, the more bizarre the 'crats.

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But if they can shoot you (in their reality) for not being a good little citizen, spending ones^([sic]) time in the net or cyberspace isn't a physical escape from the 'crats.

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