Gooner
noun, slang ·Moderate ·College level
Definitions
- 1 someone connected with Arsenal Football Club, as a fan, player, coach etc. slang
- 2 Alternative letter-case form of Gooner. British, alt-of
- 3 An individual who practices gooning (a form of masturbation that involves edging for a long period of time). Internet
"I am likely both too repressed and too vanilla to ever be a gooner of any distinction, but the term speaks to the existence of a community of men for whom masturbation is a serious and important aspect of their sexuality."
- 4 An individual addicted to sexual or sexualized content. Internet, broadly, derogatory
""nier automata is a gooner game" you have never played past ending a"
Synonyms
All synonymsExample
More examples"I am likely both too repressed and too vanilla to ever be a gooner of any distinction, but the term speaks to the existence of a community of men for whom masturbation is a serious and important aspect of their sexuality."
Etymology
A corruption of gunner, derived from the Arsenal coat of arms of a cannon.
See Gooner.
From goon (“to enter a trance-like state after masturbating and edging for a long period of time”) + -er.
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