Johnson
name, noun, slang ·Common ·Middle school level
Definitions
- 1 Penis. slang
"Fuck your sympathy! I don't need your sympathy, man, I need my fucking Johnson!"
- 2 Alternative letter-case form of johnson (“penis”). alt-of
- 1 A patrilineal surname transferred from the given name. The second most common surname in the United States. countable, uncountable
"And for the EU a Johnson premiership would mean “a mini-Trump across the Channel, dedicated to its sabotage”. Britain would become “a hostile principality, built on social, fiscal and environmental deregulation.”"
- 2 A male given name transferred from the surname. countable, uncountable
- 3 A township in Algoma District, Ontario, Canada. countable, uncountable
- 4 A number of places in the United States founded by people with the surname:; A locality in Cochise County, Arizona. countable, uncountable
- 5 A number of places in the United States founded by people with the surname:; A city in Washington County, Arkansas. countable, uncountable
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- 6 A number of places in the United States founded by people with the surname:; An unincorporated community in Sussex County, Delaware. countable, uncountable
- 7 A number of places in the United States founded by people with the surname:; An unincorporated community in Gibson County, Indiana. countable, uncountable
- 8 A number of places in the United States founded by people with the surname:; An unincorporated community in Perry County, Kentucky. countable, uncountable
- 9 A number of places in the United States founded by people with the surname:; A minor city in Big Stone County, Minnesota. countable, uncountable
- 10 A number of places in the United States founded by people with the surname:; A village in Nemaha County, Nebraska. countable, uncountable
- 11 A number of places in the United States founded by people with the surname:; A hamlet in Orange County, New York. countable, uncountable
- 12 A number of places in the United States founded by people with the surname:; An unincorporated community in Fayette County, Ohio. countable, uncountable
- 13 A number of places in the United States founded by people with the surname:; A town in Pottawatomie County, Oklahoma. countable, uncountable
- 14 A number of places in the United States founded by people with the surname:; A ghost town in Kane County, Utah. countable, uncountable
- 15 A number of places in the United States founded by people with the surname:; A town and village therein, in Lamoille County, Vermont. countable, uncountable
- 16 A number of places in the United States founded by people with the surname:; An unincorporated community in Whitman County, Washington. countable, uncountable
- 17 A number of places in the United States founded by people with the surname:; An unincorporated community in Cabell County, West Virginia. countable, uncountable
- 18 A number of places in the United States founded by people with the surname:; A town in Marathon County, Wisconsin. countable, uncountable
- 19 A number of places in the United States founded by people with the surname:; An unincorporated community in the town of Easton, Marathon County, Wisconsin. countable, uncountable
- 20 A number of places in the United States founded by people with the surname:; A number of townships in the United States, listed under Johnson Township. countable, uncountable
Example
More examples"Johnson is a recluse; he prefers to isolate himself from the rest of the students in our class."
Etymology
Compare the use of other men’s names as slang terms for the penis, e.g. peter and others listed in that entry.
A patronymic surname from John + -son, literally “son of John”. * In the U.S. the name Johnson has been adopted by numerous European immigrant families originally named Johansson, Johnsson, Johansen, Jonsson, etc. * Doublet of Johansson, Johansen, Jansen, and Hansen.
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