Assache

noun

noun ·Rare ·Advanced level

Definitions

Noun
  1. 1
    Synonym of pain in the ass. humorous, uncommon

    "That customer is such an assache every time we have to deal with them that we're going to end up charging them higher prices to offset the cost of handling their bullshit."

Example

More examples

"That customer is such an assache every time we have to deal with them that we're going to end up charging them higher prices to offset the cost of handling their bullshit."

Etymology

From ass + ache, modeled facetiously on headache and heartache.

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