Asshair

noun, slang

noun, slang ·Uncommon ·College level

Definitions

Noun
  1. 1
    The hair on an animal's or individual's buttocks. Canada, US, countable, slang, uncountable, vulgar

    "2014, Curtis Kingsmith, Brutewood Long-Term Confinement: Maximum Security. Curtis Kingsmith. Pg. 229. He stopped every few seconds and shuddered, picking asshair from the roof of his upper mouth."

  2. 2
    A tiny amount; a whit; a jot. Canada, US, countable, slang, vulgar

    "Can you be a cat's asshair more specific?"

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"2014, Curtis Kingsmith, Brutewood Long-Term Confinement: Maximum Security. Curtis Kingsmith. Pg. 229. He stopped every few seconds and shuddered, picking asshair from the roof of his upper mouth."

Etymology

From ass + hair.

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