Assmosis
noun, slang
noun, slang ·Uncommon ·Advanced level
Definitions
Noun
- 1 The act of gaining favour or advantage through sycophancy. slang, uncountable, vulgar
"On the professional end, some teachers can become disillusioned by the political game playing in public schools (you know, how certain teachers get promotions by "assmosis" rather than hard work)."
Example
More examples"On the professional end, some teachers can become disillusioned by the political game playing in public schools (you know, how certain teachers get promotions by "assmosis" rather than hard work)."
Etymology
Blend of ass + osmosis. Compare ass-kissing and ass-licking.
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