Assmosis

noun, slang

noun, slang ·Uncommon ·Advanced level

Definitions

Noun
  1. 1
    The act of gaining favour or advantage through sycophancy. slang, uncountable, vulgar

    "On the professional end, some teachers can become disillusioned by the political game playing in public schools (you know, how certain teachers get promotions by "assmosis" rather than hard work)."

Example

More examples

"On the professional end, some teachers can become disillusioned by the political game playing in public schools (you know, how certain teachers get promotions by "assmosis" rather than hard work)."

Etymology

Blend of ass + osmosis. Compare ass-kissing and ass-licking.

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