Assplant

noun, verb, slang

noun, verb, slang ·Uncommon ·College level

Definitions

Noun
  1. 1
    An unintentional landing on one's buttocks. Canada, US, slang
Verb
  1. 1
    To land on one's buttocks (unintentionally). Canada, US, slang

    "I assplanted in the parking lot."

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"I assplanted in the parking lot."

Etymology

From ass + plant.

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