Autard

noun, slang

noun, slang ·Uncommon ·College level

Definitions

Noun
  1. 1
    An autistic person. derogatory, slang

    "I love Autards. There was this one at an ultrasound manufacture who was one of their engineers--obviously brilliant. I watched him at the coffee station: "Get some coffee...get some coffee...need a cup a cup a cup. Get a cup for coffee cup for coffee. Rinse with water rinse with water. Pulling the valve pulling the valve. Sugar sugar sugar pack of sugar pack of sugar...""

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"I love Autards. There was this one at an ultrasound manufacture who was one of their engineers--obviously brilliant. I watched him at the coffee station: "Get some coffee...get some coffee...need a cup a cup a cup. Get a cup for coffee cup for coffee. Rinse with water rinse with water. Pulling the valve pulling the valve. Sugar sugar sugar pack of sugar pack of sugar...""

Etymology

Blend of autistic + -tard.

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