Baldist

adj, noun

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Definitions

Noun
  1. 1
    One who discriminates against bald or balding people. humorous

    ""Elaine, have you ever gone out with a bald man?" / "No." / "You know what that makes you? A baldist.""

Adjective
  1. 1
    Discriminatory against bald or balding people. humorous

    ""I’ve had baldist/homophobic abuse in the street a couple of times and I’ve even been asked on the Tube: ‘Are you BNP, mate?’""

Example

More examples

""I’ve had baldist/homophobic abuse in the street a couple of times and I’ve even been asked on the Tube: ‘Are you BNP, mate?’""

Etymology

From bald + -ist. Popularized by the television sitcom Seinfeld, in the episode "The Tape".

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