Blort
noun, verb ·Rare ·Advanced level
Definitions
- 1 A snort of mucus or liquid out through the nose, as in response to something unexpected or funny, or the sound of blowing one's nose; also, a sniffle. countable, uncommon, uncountable
"Beside her, Mistress Weatherwax began to snore again, which Tiffany took to mean that she was in her body. She gave the old woman a nudge, and the sound that had been a regular gnaaaargrgrgrgrg suddenly became blort."
- 2 Indicates the sound of defecation, especially into a diaper. countable, uncommon, uncountable
- 3 A metasyntactic variable, similar to foo and bar. archaic, uncountable
"B BLORT ADD BRANCH TO BLORT"
- 1 To defecate, especially into a diaper. ambitransitive, uncommon
"[In] every episode you make a cameo where you blort your diaper in the most inappropriate place"
Example
More examples"Beside her, Mistress Weatherwax began to snore again, which Tiffany took to mean that she was in her body. She gave the old woman a nudge, and the sound that had been a regular gnaaaargrgrgrgrg suddenly became blort."
Etymology
Onomatopoetic; in sense 1, also a blend of blow + snort.
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