Blumpkin
//ˈblʌmp.kɪn// noun, slang
noun, slang ·Uncommon ·College level
Definitions
Noun
- 1 The act of performing fellatio whilst the recipient is defecating on the toilet. slang, vulgar
"I said to Mark Wahlberg yesterday, had he ever gotten a blumpkin from a girl."
Example
More examples"I said to Mark Wahlberg yesterday, had he ever gotten a blumpkin from a girl."
Etymology
Portmanteau of blowjob + dump, with added suffix -kin in imitation of pumpkin; also compare words like munchkin and ciderkin.
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