Blumpkin

//ˈblʌmp.kɪn// noun, slang

noun, slang ·Uncommon ·College level

Definitions

Noun
  1. 1
    The act of performing fellatio whilst the recipient is defecating on the toilet. slang, vulgar

    "I said to Mark Wahlberg yesterday, had he ever gotten a blumpkin from a girl."

Example

More examples

"I said to Mark Wahlberg yesterday, had he ever gotten a blumpkin from a girl."

Etymology

Portmanteau of blowjob + dump, with added suffix -kin in imitation of pumpkin; also compare words like munchkin and ciderkin.

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