Conservaloon

noun

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Noun
  1. 1
    A conservative. Internet, derogatory

    "Typical Chicken Little conservaloon logic is the slippery slope. The logic goes like this: Since the courts wouldn't let the conservaloons "rescue" the shell of Terry Schiavo, that means on the horizon, if and when any of us reach 80 our police state gummint will euthanize us and send our carcases to the soylent green factory."

Synonyms

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conservatardconservaturdcuntservativerightardrightoidrighturd

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"Typical Chicken Little conservaloon logic is the slippery slope. The logic goes like this: Since the courts wouldn't let the conservaloons "rescue" the shell of Terry Schiavo, that means on the horizon, if and when any of us reach 80 our police state gummint will euthanize us and send our carcases to the soylent green factory."

Etymology

Blend of conservative + loon.

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