Coomer

//ˈkuːmə(ɹ)// name, noun

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Definitions

Noun
  1. 1
    A man who indulges in masturbation; by extension, anyone who is excessively horny. Internet, derogatory, humorous, vulgar

    "Nobody looks like that and the last time some deranged anime coomer tried to claim they do, they posted a heavily photoshopped cosplayer"

Proper Noun
  1. 1
    A surname.

Example

More examples

"Nobody looks like that and the last time some deranged anime coomer tried to claim they do, they posted a heavily photoshopped cosplayer"

Etymology

From the Coomer meme popularized on 4chan, blending coom, an altered pronunciation of cum, with the -oomer suffix used to name Wojak characters (originally derived from boomer).

Data sourced from Wiktionary, WordNet, CMU, and other open linguistic databases. Updated March 2026.