Cowtastrophe

noun, slang

noun, slang ·Uncommon ·College level

Definitions

Noun
  1. 1
    A catastrophe involving cattle. humorous, informal

    "As the reclining cow commonly rises first behind [...] with so close a shave upon a cow-tastrophe, I should not stand upon ceremony in the dark."

Example

More examples

"As the reclining cow commonly rises first behind [...] with so close a shave upon a cow-tastrophe, I should not stand upon ceremony in the dark."

Etymology

Blend of cow + catastrophe.

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