Cringeometer
//kɹɪnˈd͡ʒɒmɪtə// noun, slang
noun, slang ·Moderate ·College level
Definitions
Noun
- 1 An imaginary device that measures cringeworthiness (the extent to which something makes one cringe; that is, flinch or recoil with embarrassment). humorous, informal, sarcastic
"My cringeometer went off the scale as I watched his excruciating performance."
Example
More examples"My cringeometer went off the scale as I watched his excruciating performance."
Etymology
From cringe + -ometer (suffix forming the names of measuring devices), possibly modelled after odometer, speedometer, etc.
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