Cringeometer

//kɹɪnˈd͡ʒɒmɪtə// noun, slang

noun, slang ·Moderate ·College level

Definitions

Noun
  1. 1
    An imaginary device that measures cringeworthiness (the extent to which something makes one cringe; that is, flinch or recoil with embarrassment). humorous, informal, sarcastic

    "My cringeometer went off the scale as I watched his excruciating performance."

Example

More examples

"My cringeometer went off the scale as I watched his excruciating performance."

Etymology

From cringe + -ometer (suffix forming the names of measuring devices), possibly modelled after odometer, speedometer, etc.

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