Douchery

noun, slang

noun, slang ·Moderate ·College level

Definitions

Noun
  1. 1
    Behaviour that is rude, obnoxious, ignorant, or foolish. US, humorous, slang, uncountable, vulgar

    "But I'm definitely not a sucker across the board: I do not find Lance Armstrong inspirational—yes, I know he won the tour de France like a hundred times with only one ball, but he also divorced his wife who stood by him through the cancer ordeal, broke up with Sheryl Crow, and seems to have topped off his douchery by allegedly screwing an Olsen twin."

Example

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"But I'm definitely not a sucker across the board: I do not find Lance Armstrong inspirational—yes, I know he won the tour de France like a hundred times with only one ball, but he also divorced his wife who stood by him through the cancer ordeal, broke up with Sheryl Crow, and seems to have topped off his douchery by allegedly screwing an Olsen twin."

Etymology

From douche + -ery.

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