Fartometer
noun
noun ·Rare ·Advanced level
Definitions
Noun
- 1 A supposed device that measures flatulence. humorous
"Environmentalists campaign against flatulence which is known to contribute to global warming. Governments heed and compel us to wear In the rectum a micro-electronic fartometer. Our emissions of methane are taxed."
Example
More examples"Environmentalists campaign against flatulence which is known to contribute to global warming. Governments heed and compel us to wear In the rectum a micro-electronic fartometer. Our emissions of methane are taxed."
Etymology
From fart + -o- + -meter.
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