Fuctuplets

noun, slang

noun, slang ·Uncommon ·College level

Definitions

Noun
  1. 1
    A set of higher-order multiples, especially one produced through fertility treatments. derogatory, plural, plural-only, slang, vulgar

    "Why is it NOT okay if a smoker gets sick because of his/her CHOICE to smoke and racks up $100,000 in hospital bills, but it IS okay if a couple CHOOSES to recklessly and irresponsibly pop out a litter of fuctuplets and rack up over 2 million dollars (SO FAR) in hospital bills?"

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"Why is it NOT okay if a smoker gets sick because of his/her CHOICE to smoke and racks up $100,000 in hospital bills, but it IS okay if a couple CHOOSES to recklessly and irresponsibly pop out a litter of fuctuplets and rack up over 2 million dollars (SO FAR) in hospital bills?"

Etymology

Blend of fucked up and the nonce suffix -tuplet, taken from septuplet, octuplet, etc.

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