Goon

//ˈɡuːn// name, noun, verb, slang

Definitions

Proper Noun
  1. 1
    A surname.
Noun
  1. 1
    A thug; a usually muscular henchman with little intelligence. countable, uncountable

    "Efforts to unionize were routinely met with clubbings, shootings, jailings, blacklistings and executions, perpetrated not only by well-armed legions of company goons, but also by police officers, deputies, National Guardsmen and even regular soldiers."

  2. 2
    A wine flagon or cask. Australia, Internet, countable, informal, intransitive

    "We drank goons of cheap wine."

  3. 3
    A Sino-Japanese kanji pronunciation layer, considered the first Sino-Japanese kanji reading type used in Japan. Internet, intransitive, uncountable

    "The Buddhist term 権化 is read as gonge, using the kanji's goon readings."

  4. 4
    Alternative letter-case form of goon (“a member of the comedy web site Something Awful”). alt-of

    "The 90,000 registered forum users can pretty much depend on an instant Goon fraternity in almost whatever game they’re interested in. Thanks to a history of gaming exploits and the general scatologically angled humor of Something Awful, the Goons have a reputation as being a disruptive influence in many games."

  5. 5
    an aggressive and violent young criminal wordnet
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  1. 6
    A hired and paid person who is assigned to terrorize and kill opponents. US, countable, informal, uncountable
  2. 7
    Cheap or inferior cask wine. Australia, Internet, informal, intransitive, uncountable

    "‘On the night of our school graduation he stole a flagon of goon wine and disappeared into the woods. The police found him the next day asleep on the creek.[…]’"

  3. 8
    an awkward stupid person wordnet
  4. 9
    A fool; someone who is silly, stupid, awkward, or outlandish. countable, uncountable

    "Mr. Campion appeared suitably impressed and she warmed to him. He was very easy to talk to with those long clown lines in his pale face, a natural goon, born rather too early she suspected."

  5. 10
    An enforcer or fighter. countable, derogatory, uncountable

    "[…]a scout from the Flames came down from Saskatoon, said, "There's always room on our team for a goon""

  6. 11
    A German guard in a prisoner-of-war camp. UK, countable, uncountable
  7. 12
    One hired to legally kidnap a child and forcibly transport them to a boot camp, boarding school, wilderness therapy, or a similar rehabilitation facility. countable, slang, uncountable

    "Owen Jenney, Ms. Hamburger's son, got gooned, though he said his goons turned out to be "really nice guys, actually." He is 19 now, a freshman in college, and he remembers arriving in the wilderness frightened and confused, angrily convinced that sending him across the country to Oregon was "way out of proportion" to the situation."

  8. 13
    Box wine. Australia, colloquial, uncountable

    "Once a tap was designed in the 1970s goon climbed quickly to make up about 50 per cent of wine sales in Australia. In the days when restaurants sold "house wine", goon was known for being economical above anything else, and convenient, associated more with families on a budget and people on low incomes."

  9. 14
    A member of the comedy website Something Awful. Internet, countable, uncountable

    "These first two steps were time-sensitive. Not only did goons need to beat Imgur's mid-May deadline but they also needed to account for the possibility that Imgur would treat the download as some kind of attack and throttle it — a possibility that, it turns out, never came to pass."

Verb
  1. 1
    To act like a goon; to act in an intimidating or aggressive way towards opponents. slang, transitive

    "The 23-year-old posted some photos on Instagram on Saturday of himself gooning around for the camera."

  2. 2
    To masturbate for long periods of time without reaching a climax. Internet, intransitive

    "To goon, Christfister says, "Instead of powering through and jerking off 100 percent to orgasm, you ease off around 90 percent and slowly build up" to the point of no return."

  3. 3
    To legally kidnap a child and forcibly transport them to a boot camp, boarding school, wilderness therapy, or a similar rehabilitation facility. neologism

    "Owen Jenney, Ms. Hamburger's son, got gooned, though he said his goons turned out to be "really nice guys, actually." He is 19 now, a freshman in college, and he remembers arriving in the wilderness frightened and confused, angrily convinced that sending him across the country to Oregon was "way out of proportion" to the situation."

  4. 4
    To masturbate for long periods of time without reaching a climax.; To masturbate (in general). Internet, broadly, intransitive

Etymology

Etymology 1

Etymology tree Proto-Indo-European *dʰeǵʰ- Proto-Indo-European *-ōm Proto-Indo-European *dʰéǵʰōm Proto-Indo-European *-ō Proto-Indo-European *ǵʰmṓ Proto-Germanic *gumô Proto-West Germanic *gumō Old English guma Middle English gone? English gooney English goon Shortened from gooney, from obsolete gony (“simpleton”), used circa 1580, of unknown origin. Perhaps a familiar term derived from Middle English gone, a variant of gome (“man, person”). Gony was applied by sailors to the albatross and similar big, clumsy birds (circa 1839). The term goon first carried the meaning "stupid person" (circa 1921). Compare Scots goni, guni (“a bogey, bugbear, hobgoblin”), dialectal Swedish gonnar (“elves, goblins”, plural). * Etymology 1 sense 1 ("hired thug"; circa 1938) is largely influenced by the comic strip character Alice the Goon from the Popeye series. * Etymology 1 sense 3 ("fool") was reinforced by the popular radio program, The Goon Show, starring Spike Milligan and Peter Sellers. * Etymology 1 sense 5 ("guard") was influenced by both etymology 1 sense 1 and etymology 1 sense 3, though not by The Goon Show reference, which arose about 10 years after WWII.

Etymology 2

Etymology tree Proto-Indo-European *dʰeǵʰ- Proto-Indo-European *-ōm Proto-Indo-European *dʰéǵʰōm Proto-Indo-European *-ō Proto-Indo-European *ǵʰmṓ Proto-Germanic *gumô Proto-West Germanic *gumō Old English guma Middle English gone? English gooney English goon Shortened from gooney, from obsolete gony (“simpleton”), used circa 1580, of unknown origin. Perhaps a familiar term derived from Middle English gone, a variant of gome (“man, person”). Gony was applied by sailors to the albatross and similar big, clumsy birds (circa 1839). The term goon first carried the meaning "stupid person" (circa 1921). Compare Scots goni, guni (“a bogey, bugbear, hobgoblin”), dialectal Swedish gonnar (“elves, goblins”, plural). * Etymology 1 sense 1 ("hired thug"; circa 1938) is largely influenced by the comic strip character Alice the Goon from the Popeye series. * Etymology 1 sense 3 ("fool") was reinforced by the popular radio program, The Goon Show, starring Spike Milligan and Peter Sellers. * Etymology 1 sense 5 ("guard") was influenced by both etymology 1 sense 1 and etymology 1 sense 3, though not by The Goon Show reference, which arose about 10 years after WWII.

Etymology 3

Possibly derived from etymology 1, from etymology 1 sense 3 ("a fool; a stupid person"), or from etymology 1 sense 1 ("a thug").

Etymology 4

Perhaps diminutive slang for flagon or from Aboriginal English goom.

Etymology 5

Borrowed from Japanese 呉音 (goon).

Etymology 6

Perhaps a shortened form of Irish McGoohan.

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