Impresstaurant
noun, slang
noun, slang ·Uncommon ·College level
Definitions
Noun
- 1 An upscale restaurant where one might take somebody to impress them. rare, slang
"At an impresstaurant, the sommelier is both your wine man and your wingman, presenting bottles of Pinot Noir to you with a fancy cumrag draped over his arm."
Example
More examples"At an impresstaurant, the sommelier is both your wine man and your wingman, presenting bottles of Pinot Noir to you with a fancy cumrag draped over his arm."
Etymology
Blend of impress + restaurant.
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