Impresstaurant

noun, slang

noun, slang ·Uncommon ·College level

Definitions

Noun
  1. 1
    An upscale restaurant where one might take somebody to impress them. rare, slang

    "At an impresstaurant, the sommelier is both your wine man and your wingman, presenting bottles of Pinot Noir to you with a fancy cumrag draped over his arm."

Example

More examples

"At an impresstaurant, the sommelier is both your wine man and your wingman, presenting bottles of Pinot Noir to you with a fancy cumrag draped over his arm."

Etymology

Blend of impress + restaurant.

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