Juvember

name, noun, slang

name, noun, slang ·Uncommon ·College level

Definitions

Noun
  1. 1
    A slingshot.

    "[…] and that said section be further amended so as to include and make it unlawful for any person to use sling juvembers or other contrivance by which to throw or project rocks, pebbles, shot or other missiles."

Proper Noun
  1. 1
    A fictional month of the year, used as sarcasm or a joke to mean that something will never happen or never take place. US, informal

    "All of this work will take from now to Juvember!"

Example

More examples

"All of this work will take from now to Juvember!"

Etymology

Blend of June + November.

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