Landwhale
noun, slang
noun, slang ·Moderate ·College level
Definitions
Noun
- 1 An obese person. derogatory, slang
"There is nothing else to hit on here except fat girls so the landwhales just assume that since they have no problem getting dates that it's all right to be fat."
- 2 An excessively large motor vehicle. slang
"That jerk did such a bad job parking his landwhale that it's taking up four parking spaces!"
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More examples"There is nothing else to hit on here except fat girls so the landwhales just assume that since they have no problem getting dates that it's all right to be fat."
Etymology
From land + whale.
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