Molestache

noun, slang

noun, slang ·Uncommon ·College level

Definitions

Noun
  1. 1
    A type of scrawny or unkempt mustache supposedly associated with child molesters. rare, slang

    "> rivers looks like a kid toucher. rivers definitely has the molestache action goin on."

Example

More examples

"> rivers looks like a kid toucher. rivers definitely has the molestache action goin on."

Etymology

Blend of molest + mustache.

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