Mooey

//ˈmuːi// adj, noun, slang

adj, noun, slang ·Moderate ·College level

Definitions

Noun
  1. 1
    The mouth; the face. UK, slang

    "Now, one day, right, he's staggering across the pub pissed from the night before. He's gone over, crunch, right on his mooey, like a fucking ironing board."

  2. 2
    The vagina or vulva. UK, slang

    "Her ex-husband accompanied her to her boyfriend's place and she shaved her mooey on the way."

Adjective
  1. 1
    "Moo"-like; reminiscent of a cow. nonce-word, slang

    "Pan was curious about the silver pot that the female homer cradled against her round mooey breasts as if it were a babe […]"

Example

More examples

"Now, one day, right, he's staggering across the pub pissed from the night before. He's gone over, crunch, right on his mooey, like a fucking ironing board."

Etymology

Etymology 1

From Angloromani mui, from Sanskrit मुख (mukha, “mouth, face”). Compare Swedish knoparmoj.

Etymology 2

From moo + -ey.

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