Moof
intj, noun, slang ·Moderate ·College level
Definitions
- 1 A bong (vessel for smoking marijuana). slang
"What was thought […] to be smoke coming from a badly tuned engine was in reality a pot burning moof!"
- 1 Used to indicate the lowing or barking sound of a dogcow or similar chimeric creature. humorous, onomatopoeic, usually
"Upon closer examination, I discovered that dogcows actually "speak." In a very excited condition, like being near an open can of Mountain Dew, dogcows will say "Boo Woo! Moof!" But it is much more common to hear them just say, "Moof!""
Example
More examples"Upon closer examination, I discovered that dogcows actually "speak." In a very excited condition, like being near an open can of Mountain Dew, dogcows will say "Boo Woo! Moof!" But it is much more common to hear them just say, "Moof!""
Etymology
Blend of moo (“lowing sound of a cow”) + woof (“barking sound of a dog”). Coined by American computer programmer Mark Harlan in 1987 or 1988 in internal memoranda within Apple Computer. First publicly attested in 1989. Trademarked by Apple from 1992 to 1999 (U.S. Reg. No. 1,695,826).
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