Poop machine

noun, slang

Definitions

Noun
  1. 1
    An infant. derogatory, humorous, informal

    "[…] Never could keep friends long, so I figured if I had a sister, I'd at least have someone to be friends with, even if she was a crying poop machine for the first year.""

  2. 2
    An animal whose defecation inconveniences humans. derogatory, humorous, idiomatic

    "Then, there's scooping the poop. Rats are real little poop machines."

Etymology

From the view that the subject (a baby or animal) does nothing but digest food and produce waste.

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