Pornstache

//ˈpɔɹnstæʃ// noun, slang

noun, slang ·Uncommon ·College level

Definitions

Noun
  1. 1
    A moustache that resembles one worn by an adult film actor, especially associated with the 1970s. slang

    "If--and this is a substantial if--you can get past the neon rainbows, the jolly robots and the crooner with the Ron Jeremy pornstache on the cover of Danish duo Junior Senior's debut D-D-Don't Don't Stop the Beat, you're in for the most delirious, charmingly silly dance-pop you've heard since some jerkoff filched your Jackson 5 Greatest Hits cassette."

Example

More examples

"If--and this is a substantial if--you can get past the neon rainbows, the jolly robots and the crooner with the Ron Jeremy pornstache on the cover of Danish duo Junior Senior's debut D-D-Don't Don't Stop the Beat, you're in for the most delirious, charmingly silly dance-pop you've heard since some jerkoff filched your Jackson 5 Greatest Hits cassette."

Etymology

Blend of porn + moustache.

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