Procrasturbate

verb, slang

verb, slang ·Uncommon ·College level

Definitions

Verb
  1. 1
    To procrastinate by masturbating. intransitive, slang

    ""Because if something's not right, I can't sit around here procrasturbating," said Triumff."

  2. 2
    To procrastinate by filling one's time with other activities. slang, vulgar

Example

More examples

""Because if something's not right, I can't sit around here procrasturbating," said Triumff."

Etymology

Blend of procrastinate + masturbate.

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