Shmeat

noun, slang

noun, slang ·Common ·High school level

Definitions

Noun
  1. 1
    Animal meat grown artificially from a tissue culture. neologism, uncountable

    "His work involves turning formless, textureless patches of the stuff into mass-produced form — like meat sheets, or what one might affectionately call "shmeat." […] So, to recap the opinions on the state of shmeat: It's animal-friendly but bad for the environment; we have the how-to, but not the how-come; unleashing unknown technologies is fodder for nightmares."

  2. 2
    Synonym of meat (“penis”). slang, uncountable, vulgar

Example

More examples

"His work involves turning formless, textureless patches of the stuff into mass-produced form — like meat sheets, or what one might affectionately call "shmeat." […] So, to recap the opinions on the state of shmeat: It's animal-friendly but bad for the environment; we have the how-to, but not the how-come; unleashing unknown technologies is fodder for nightmares."

Etymology

Etymology 1

Blend of sheet + meat. In 2013, the word was on the shortlist for Oxford Dictionaries' Word of the Year.

Etymology 2

From sh- + meat, possibly influenced by schlong.

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