Shvantz

noun, slang

noun, slang ·Common ·High school level

Definitions

Noun
  1. 1
    The penis. US, slang

    "He flashed his shvantz from his balcony."

  2. 2
    A useless person. US, derogatory, slang

    "Down the aisle from me a fellow-addict fifty years my senior is dropping his load in his hat. His hat, Doctor! Oy, I’m sick. I want to cry. Not into your hat, you shvantz, you got to put that thing on your head!"

Example

More examples

"He flashed his shvantz from his balcony."

Etymology

Borrowed from Yiddish שוואַנץ (shvants, “tail, penis”).

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