Skite
noun, verb, slang ·Moderate ·High school level
Definitions
- 1 A sudden hit or blow; a glancing blow. obsolete
- 2 Alternative spelling of skete. alt-of, alternative
- 3 A trick.
- 4 A contemptible person.
"When Carey told on Skin-the-Goat / O'Donnell caught him on the boat / He wished he'd never been afloat / The dirty skite."
- 5 A drinking binge. Ireland
"I needed alcohol to stop my nerves rattling. This felt like the longest period I'd been without my drug of choice for at least three years. I needed to go on a skite."
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- 6 One who skites; a boaster. Australia, Ireland, New-Zealand
"[T]he Rooster was one of those fine, upstanding, bumptious skites who love to talk all day, in the heartiest manner, to total strangers while their wives do the washing."
- 7 A whimsical or leisurely trip. Ireland
"We're going on a skite to Dublin."
- 1 To boast. Australia, Ireland, New-Zealand
"You boast and skite from morn to night / And think you're very brave, / But the men who really did the job / Are dead and in their graves."
- 2 To skim or slide along a surface. uncommon
"[…] skiting down that steep slope. But it's one thing to slide down a steep slope and quite another thing to climb back up - as Mary Jane soon discovered. Try her hardest , she simply could not get up that hill; she slid down faster than she went up."
- 3 To slip, such as on ice. Scotland, especially
"At this point I skited on a discarded banana and decided to use my eyes instead of my brains."
- 4 To move swiftly; to move in leaps and bounds.
"His very shuttle skytes boldly along, and clatters through in faithful time to the tune of his merrier shopmates!"
- 5 To pop, to quickly or briefly make a trip to.
"[…] skiting over to Europe and back before you know it, taking notes on the way going and coming ."
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- 6 To drink a large amount of alcohol. Scotland, slang
- 7 To defecate, to shit. archaic, vulgar
"There is no need of wiping ones taile (said Gargantua), but when it is foule; foule it cannot be unlesse one have been a skiting; skite then we must before we wipe our tailes."
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More examples"When Carey told on Skin-the-Goat / O'Donnell caught him on the boat / He wished he'd never been afloat / The dirty skite."
Etymology
From Middle English skyt, skytte, skytt, from Old Norse skítr (“dung, faeces”), from Proto-Germanic *skītaz, *skitiz. Cognate with Old English sċite (“dung”). Doublet of shit and shite.
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Data sourced from Wiktionary, WordNet, CMU, and other open linguistic databases. Updated March 2026.