Splooge

//spluːd͡ʒ// noun, verb, slang

Definitions

Noun
  1. 1
    Semen. slang, uncountable

    "10. Buy a new sheep -- wool's all soft and furry, but it gets matted if you don't wash the splooge out now and then."

  2. 2
    Ejaculation. slang, uncountable

    "The suds of battle rose on high amid the flips and flops of well-aimed soap and sponges wet, and splooge of dripping mops."

Verb
  1. 1
    To ejaculate; to cum. slang

    "Why do I enjoy "having hot, smelly, sticky goo sprayed on [my] face?" Well, let's see... I like having sex with my partners... I like to see the cum that results from their excitement at being with me... I get to see _and_ taste it if he splooges _on my face_ rather than into my mouth closed around him or in various other locations on my body (all of which I also like, btw, I'm not a slave to facials)... it's playful and seems to turn on my partners just as much as it turns me on. Seems like plenty of reasons to enjoy it to me!"

  2. 2
    To spill or splat. slang

    "Who gives a sh$# about some damn volcano that splooged over some damn town."

Etymology

Etymology 1

Onomatopoeic, from the ejection of a liquid. Compare with spooge, spoo, spooch. The term is first attested isolatedly in noun sense 2 ("ejection", "ejaculation"), referring to a dripping mop, in a 1919 St. Nicholas issue (see quotations); it is used in Anthony Burgess's 1962 novel A Clockwork Orange to represent the impact of a sudden, forceful, splashing blow; it also appears in a 1966 book as an onomatopoeia for the milking of a cow. The term was popularized in all its senses around late 1980s, as evidenced in two 1991 slang dictionaries.

Etymology 2

Onomatopoeic, from the ejection of a liquid. Compare with spooge, spoo, spooch. The term is first attested isolatedly in noun sense 2 ("ejection", "ejaculation"), referring to a dripping mop, in a 1919 St. Nicholas issue (see quotations); it is used in Anthony Burgess's 1962 novel A Clockwork Orange to represent the impact of a sudden, forceful, splashing blow; it also appears in a 1966 book as an onomatopoeia for the milking of a cow. The term was popularized in all its senses around late 1980s, as evidenced in two 1991 slang dictionaries.

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