Squirmage
noun, slang
noun, slang ·Moderate ·College level
Definitions
Noun
- 1 The act of squirming. slang, uncountable
"In bed, Lauren has never been able to control her lateral squirmage. She is the needle on a compass and Spencer is due North."
- 2 The condition or quality of causing a state of discomfort, particularly disgust, fear, or embarrassment. broadly, slang, uncountable
"Pants down gags are as loud and lively as fart jokes, but willy waving in a restaurant kitchen is a whole new area of squirmage, hitherto unexplored."
Example
More examples"In bed, Lauren has never been able to control her lateral squirmage. She is the needle on a compass and Spencer is due North."
Etymology
From squirm + -age.
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