Squirmage

noun, slang

noun, slang ·Moderate ·College level

Definitions

Noun
  1. 1
    The act of squirming. slang, uncountable

    "In bed, Lauren has never been able to control her lateral squirmage. She is the needle on a compass and Spencer is due North."

  2. 2
    The condition or quality of causing a state of discomfort, particularly disgust, fear, or embarrassment. broadly, slang, uncountable

    "Pants down gags are as loud and lively as fart jokes, but willy waving in a restaurant kitchen is a whole new area of squirmage, hitherto unexplored."

Example

More examples

"In bed, Lauren has never been able to control her lateral squirmage. She is the needle on a compass and Spencer is due North."

Etymology

From squirm + -age.

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