Tonker

noun, slang

noun, slang ·Common ·High school level

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Noun
  1. 1
    The penis. UK, slang

    ""It's all just hot air and posing isn't it? The political equivalent of 'my tonker is bigger than your tonker'," said CMOTdibbler, adding, "I'm all for free social care – but it needs to be high quality, consistent care, not patched together by private companies who are all trying to make money out of it.""

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""It's all just hot air and posing isn't it? The political equivalent of 'my tonker is bigger than your tonker'," said CMOTdibbler, adding, "I'm all for free social care – but it needs to be high quality, consistent care, not patched together by private companies who are all trying to make money out of it.""

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