Turdpile

noun, slang

noun, slang ·Moderate ·College level

Definitions

Noun
  1. 1
    A mound of feces. mildly, slang, vulgar

    "Sherm took Terhune to the lot, his thoughts at such loose ends after this bombshell that he stepped in a big wet turdpile, and it took half an hour, using sticks and an old toothbrush, to get the stuff out of the treads of his sneakers."

  2. 2
    A rude, obnoxious, or contemptible person. derogatory, mildly, slang, vulgar

    "Uhhhhhhhhhh, you could leave. That would make us all VERY happy, you turdpile."

  3. 3
    Something shoddy or inferior. derogatory, mildly, slang, vulgar

    "[…] then nothing until that Bruce Willis turdpile a few yeas^([sic]) ago where he played a horny psychiatrist who sleeps with a patient."

Example

More examples

"Sherm took Terhune to the lot, his thoughts at such loose ends after this bombshell that he stepped in a big wet turdpile, and it took half an hour, using sticks and an old toothbrush, to get the stuff out of the treads of his sneakers."

Etymology

From turd + pile.

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