Twonk

//twɒŋk// noun, verb, slang

noun, verb, slang ·Moderate ·College level

Definitions

Noun
  1. 1
    A stupid person. British, countable, slang

    "You dozy little twonk, Rodney. You bang again on the roof of my van like that and it won't be Frankie Goes to Hollywood, it'll be Rodney goes to hospital."

  2. 2
    Nonsense; rubbish. British, slang, uncountable

    "What twonk you are talking!"

Verb
  1. 1
    To hit or slap. British, slang, transitive

Example

More examples

"You dozy little twonk, Rodney. You bang again on the roof of my van like that and it won't be Frankie Goes to Hollywood, it'll be Rodney goes to hospital."

Etymology

Etymology 1

Blend of twit + plonker.

Etymology 2

Possibly onomatopoeic

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