Wankette
noun, slang ·Moderate ·College level
Definitions
- 1 A stupid or annoying woman. Australia, New-Zealand, UK, derogatory, slang, vulgar
"Exactly. Hate her if you will, but I can't stand it when she gets lumped in with Sheryl Crow, Heather Nova, and all of the other wankettes, because, like you said... there's an element of sincerity, and I can't say it differently."
- 2 A woman who masturbates. slang, vulgar
"When I first started living with my present SO, we had a discussion about masturbatory frequencies, and since mine was by far the more prolific, I couldn't help but give a guesstimate for my lifetime total. Needless to say, from my SO's perspective, this was an astounding number. Using a consertive^([sic]) estimate of an average of 5 times a week for the last 26 years, a very rough, but up to date total would be: 5 * 52 * 26 = 6,760. So any of you old fart wankers and wankettes out there care to give an estimate?"
Example
More examples"Exactly. Hate her if you will, but I can't stand it when she gets lumped in with Sheryl Crow, Heather Nova, and all of the other wankettes, because, like you said... there's an element of sincerity, and I can't say it differently."
Etymology
From wank + -ette, by analogy with wanker.
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