Wifier

//ˈwaɪfiə(ɹ)// adj, noun

Definitions

Adjective
  1. 1
    comparative form of wifey: more wifey comparative, form-of

    "How her distracted husband finds her, how he brings her home, and convinces her that no intellect or beauty, or charm of any kind in any other woman, could for a moment seem to him comparable to the innocence and simplicity of his 'wee wifie,' and how under the influence of his praise she becomes wee-er and wifier than ever, is elaborately set forth for those who care to know."

Noun
  1. 1
    A user of a Wi-Fi network, particularly a public one. Internet

    ""Many public WiFiers are salespeople or other professionals on the move who just can't bring themselves to stop working during lunch. So they choose to lunch at a place that also has a connection so they can keep browsing/emailing/whatever while they are shoving that club sandwich down their throats. […]"

Etymology

From Wi-Fi + -er.

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