Kardashianesque

Now, what was that word that talk show host Wendy Williams used when describing another Kardashianesque move that slighted Kris? It started with an “s”... Oh, yeah: “Selfish.”

Alas, the baseball team meekly crumbled under the weight of enormous preseason hype, the basketball program kept up its seeming state of disarray, and SEC Media Days mostly offered us extraterritorial amusement in the form of Johnny Manziel explaining away an offseason replete with Kardashianesque attention whoring.

Chair Girl was ridiculously spectacular, just like Foucault’s regicide. Her diminutive Kardashianesque body was a spectacle, no less than Damiens’ drawing and quartering in Paris.