Powerpointer

It has become impossible to attend a science lecture or demonstration without being subjected to the curse of the amateur PowerPointer.

My kids bring home a lot of stuff like this, and I am confident they will grow up to be awesome PowerPointers. As adults they will pack all their reports with facts and pictures and give the chirpiest presentations.

That middle income was the Goldilocks zone, the happy median ha ha, or so the PowerPointers claimed, but we shook our heads knowingly.