Shitaly

Why not? Looking back you can see that it was all over for them last year: Stalingrad, Cape Bon, the invasion of Shitaly - you pardon, Rudy - Italy - and the removal of the submarine menace in the Atlantic.

You obviously took offense to my suggesting that you seek citizenship in Antarctica, but honestly that would be a major step up from Shitaly.

nah, just a family owned joint in Bellevue, Little Italy, (also known by all its loyal employees as Little Shitaly)

"And don't get me started on their clumpy sauce. They should change their name to 'Shitaly'."

'Shitaly,' he says. 'Let's call it "Cooking in SHITALY".'

Look at Shitaly: they are ugly like Muslim women but they have not Islam and consequently Shitaly is a mess.