Tux

Tux is the mascot for Linux.

Tux is an Antarctic bird.

Why are you wearing a tux?

Tom is wearing a tux.

He was wearing a tux.

Tom was wearing a tux.

I've always wanted to wear a tux.

Tom wasn't wearing a tux.

Tom isn't wearing a tux.

You don't have to have your tux washed before you return it; just let us know if it has a stain.

After a load of photos and what-not, we descend the world's longest escalator, which are called that even as they de-escalate, and in we go to the main forum, a high ceilinged hall, full of circular cloth-draped, numbered tables, a stage at the front, the letters GQ, 12-foot high in neon at the back; this aside, though, neon forever the moniker of trash, this is a posh do, in an opera house full of folk in tuxes.