Ackshly

I've heerd say, by gents who were at Cambridg College, that his love for the young fellers was ackshly affecting to see[…]

Ackshly, it already exists, so you can't :-) You'd still need your two nameservers...

“You write it for me then.” He stopped his pacing. “Ackshly, that's not a bad idea.” “I can't come into the room with you. Exam conditions."