Anglophones

It may never be known how we silly Anglophones got "baloney" out of "bologna."

The Anglophones always complained about the vowels /a e i o u/ in artificial languages. Those sounds are used because most other sounds other people cannot pronounce.

Anglophones cannot pronounce the last vowel in "Volapük."

The English language should really have more letters than 26, or at least, it should use accents to cover all the phonemes that it has. Anglophones know that their language cannot be reformed.

I observe that most Anglophones do not speak good English.

I observe that most Anglophones do not write good English.

I am not really interested in English. I opine that I have mastered it. I just need it to talk to local Anglophones.

I don't use slang when I speak English, unlike most Anglophones.

In the late 1990s, I inherited an expensive black Australian Outback jacket from a slightly corpulent homestay Japanese student Hirotada, who stayed in my home on Lulu Island for five years. He was going to a college to learn English. It is really difficult for most Japanese to learn English, because the structure and usage are so different. They seldom fraternize with native Anglophones, because of an entirely different culture.

As a Filipino, I know that English is not very pronounceable to many Filipinos. Anglophones think that English is easy to pronounce, which is not true. It is full of twisted consonantal clusters, shady vowels, and unsimple diphthongizations. Their unsimple tongue makes them incapable of pronouncing Spanish "jalapeño" and Japanese "karaoke" et cetera.