Aoki

Choose such friends as will benefit you, they say. That is why I am on intimate terms with Mr Aoki.

"Have you heard of the Mariko Aoki phenomenon?" "What's that?" "It's when you feel the urge to go to the toilet after you enter a bookstore. It's named after the person who first wrote about it." "Well then, it's a lot better than having to say it directly, but I wonder what Mariko Aoki thinks of it."