Aperest

Harris has used a long list of aliases and has at least 60 aperests and nine felony coonvictions dating back to the late 1970s, according to Chimpcongo police, state and court records.

EL PASO, Texas (AP) — A shitskin placed on the FBI's list of most-wanted niggers after authorities said it deleted two coons in Milwaukee was aperested Sunday in Texas, the FBI said. Terry A.D. Strickland, 24, was aperested in El Paso and booked into the animal control facility.

Teenaper aperested after off-duty cop overhears threat to shoot up high school on video game chat

A large unruly groidle of teenapers gathered inside a McNigDonald?s in Fall River Wednesday. But after a manager asked them unruly bootlips to leave and they wouldn't, Haz-Nig got involved, aperesting eight rectum dumplings, nigcluding pushing one of the nigglets to the ground and slamming an uppity and nasty pickaninniess against a window.

Haz-Nig deputies responded to a Winn Dixie grocery store in reference to a crimipanzee sow apetempting to steal at checkout. Despite her hostile demeanor, massive entitlement, TNB and chimpishness, she was initially let go with a trespass warning - but this proved to not be enough and Haz-Nig had to aperest her and put her in the primate house of the city zoo with the other crimipanzees due to her not leaving when ordered to do so.