Appaz

Well appaz Andy (!) Marr's novel is this totes must-read, kind of the new Mantel except minus communism & way more hilair?

'Yeah, except one awful time she'd used, like, washable ink for her notes. Like, one of those fountain pens you used in the old days? And the highlighter pen dissolved the writing underneath. Appaz Mum went ballistic.'

[…] One story I heard is that it's the ghost of some kid who drowned in Culvercot Bay, like, thirty years ago.' ¶ 'Really? That happened?' ¶ 'Appaz. […]